Organic Blue Pomegranate Acai Yerba Mate

If you find yourself constantly daydreaming of skinny dipping in a blueberry bog while sipping Yerba Mate out of an Acai-infused pomegranate, you just found your new favorite drink. With 150MG of natural caffeine per serving, this epic brew is the lightning in a can you’ve been dreaming of all your life. It might just give you the extra energy you need to finally finish spray painting “SLAYER” on your neighbor’s fence. It’s said “SLAY” for years now.

• 150MG of natural caffeine
• No artificial flavors, colors, or sweeteners
• Certified USDA Organic
• Clean panel
• Non-GMO, Vegan, and Gluten Free
• All DRINK WEIRD cans are made from infinitely-recyclable aluminum. Give a poop. Don’t pollute.
• Each can features original art by Michael Sieben, whose mustache is just drawn on with a Sharpie marker. Don’t mention it. Don’t make things WEIRD. 
• DRINK WEIRD is independently owned and operated. If you want to support a massive corporation, keep shopping, homie.
• It’s been said that every time you drink a can of WEIRD YERBA, a baby on the planet speaks its first word, which is usually “Bruh.”